Haiku-O-Matic

[chomiji]

Hmmm ... this thing is pretty damn random, although it usually gets the syllable count right. It ends up ending sentences prepositions with - a lot. But this one made a certain amount of sense, even though the syllable count is off if you make even a half-hearted attempt to pronounce the Japanese word correctly:

He's armed with a
paope that looks unnervingly
like a brush painting

A paope is one of the artifacts that the spirit-world beings use in the manga Hoshin Engi ... so this could be a very interesting plot twist!

Oh, another good one (punctuation added):

Dakki, who is quite
the gourmet cook, is having
a little trouble

Comments

[telophase.livejournal.com]

your work doesn't have
to answer weird questions like
that my leaky brain

Appropriate for a reference librarian, I'd say.

and this one even seems to mean something and be cohesive!

sweet charity wow
this makes me think it could do
with the spectacle

[sanada.livejournal.com]

...Mmm, I want to eat Dakki's hamburger steak...

Haha, mine is stunningly accurate:

will get to spend my
monies on ridiculous things
i'm a bit worried

[chomiji]

OMG, that was really accurate ... (but I don't know that I'd want to eat anything that either of the two Dakkis cooked!).

(So I will see you at Katsucon, if nothing else? I am fretting about you ... .)

[sanada.livejournal.com]

Hehe, maybe I'll just stick to the lake of sake!

And of course you'll see me there - haiku wisdom says I've got to go blow all of my money~ (huh, if I didn't email you, then who did I email...?) Well, anyway, I feel tons better today after yelling at some people who needed to be yelled at, so don't fret!

[chomiji]

Umm ... I don't know, I've been looking for something from you ever since you said you were hiding out ... I just checked again. Nope - nothing since you found the virtual hot chcolate.

(If you have a "sent mail" file on your e-mail, you can just pull another copy and send it ... or maybe you sent it to my work e-mail? But I would have seen it as long as it was sent before Firday evening ... .)

[sanada.livejournal.com]

OH I see what I did... I forgot your email address so I just hit "reply" in an old email, but since gmail threads conversations I replied to myself. And sent myself an email. Wow, I'm dumb. I wondered why you didn't write back... Re-sending~

[chomiji]

Got it!

[chomiji]

(BTW, if you need another online distraction, check out this on telophase's LJ!)