Ganked from inkstone:
Look to your right. Whatever object you see there is your designated weapon in the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse! Comment on this post to tell me what it is, then repost to spread the zombie virus.
Aha! You plan to groom them to destruction!
At least you have something sharp!
Book 'em, kis!
Wow, who knew that progestin deactivated zombies?
XD
You did better than I did! I had my little Vornado Flippi personal desk fan ... .
Ewww, right through the eyeballs, I presume!
It's a plan!
At least yours is of a good size! When I looked at inkstone's dw this morning, the closest thing was the little mini-fan I have on my desk at home!
Caffeinated zombies! The most dangerous kind!
I recommend reading to them from Good Omens. Or you could whap them with the entire bag!
But the Larsson books have murder and mayhem! I was hoping that tickling their funny bones would make it easier to escape.
Heh, that's what I suggested Jinxaire do with her chopsticks, too!
LOL ... yes, that's about what I would have done: my "weapon" at inkstone's was a compact desk-model electronic fan!
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branchandroot
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Date: 2010-10-21 11:43 am (UTC)*is doomed*
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Date: 2010-10-21 11:47 am (UTC)Aha! You plan to groom them to destruction!
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Date: 2010-10-21 02:04 pm (UTC)At least you have something sharp!
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Date: 2010-10-21 01:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-21 02:00 pm (UTC)Book 'em, kis!
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Date: 2010-10-21 01:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-21 02:03 pm (UTC)Wow, who knew that progestin deactivated zombies?
XD
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Date: 2010-10-21 02:46 pm (UTC)I'm happy I got something actually useful...though not as a weapon...
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Date: 2010-10-21 03:23 pm (UTC)You did better than I did! I had my little Vornado Flippi personal desk fan ... .
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Date: 2010-10-21 02:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-21 03:24 pm (UTC)Ewww, right through the eyeballs, I presume!
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Date: 2010-10-22 02:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-21 04:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-21 04:51 pm (UTC)It's a plan!
XD
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Date: 2010-10-21 07:33 pm (UTC)I'd have to rip the safety casing off for it to be of any use, unless I was going to bludgeon them to death. Err. Permanent death.
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Date: 2010-10-21 08:43 pm (UTC)At least yours is of a good size! When I looked at inkstone's dw this morning, the closest thing was the little mini-fan I have on my desk at home!
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Date: 2010-10-21 11:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-22 01:34 am (UTC)Caffeinated zombies! The most dangerous kind!
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Date: 2010-10-22 01:43 am (UTC)(One of them is Pratchett's Good Omens. The others are Stieg Larsson's Liesbeth Salander trilogy.)
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Date: 2010-10-22 01:45 pm (UTC)I recommend reading to them from Good Omens. Or you could whap them with the entire bag!
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Date: 2010-10-22 02:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-22 03:57 pm (UTC)But the Larsson books have murder and mayhem! I was hoping that tickling their funny bones would make it easier to escape.
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Date: 2010-10-23 03:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-23 03:23 am (UTC)Heh, that's what I suggested Jinxaire do with her chopsticks, too!
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Date: 2010-10-23 03:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-23 06:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-24 01:11 am (UTC)LOL ... yes, that's about what I would have done: my "weapon" at inkstone's was a compact desk-model electronic fan!