There's Probably Some Sort of Murky Moral Here

As I strode past Neuhaus Belgian Chocolates in Union Station on my lunch break, I was feeling smugly virtuous about taking a walk (inside, around the mall, because Heat and Humidity outside) and not going in and buying chocolates.

And at that moment, a shop clerk appeared in the doorway with a platter of samples in her hands.

Huh.

Of course I took one (milk chocolate with coconut, but their milk chocolate with coconut is better than a lot of people's dark chocolate).