Haiku-O-Matic

Hmmm ... this thing is pretty damn random, although it usually gets the syllable count right. It ends up ending sentences prepositions with - a lot. But this one made a certain amount of sense, even though the syllable count is off if you make even a half-hearted attempt to pronounce the Japanese word correctly:

He's armed with a
paope that looks unnervingly
like a brush painting

A paope is one of the artifacts that the spirit-world beings use in the manga Hoshin Engi ... so this could be a very interesting plot twist!

Oh, another good one (punctuation added):

Dakki, who is quite
the gourmet cook, is having
a little trouble