chomiji: Ichigo Kurosaki from Bleach in his Hollow form, with the caption Surprise! (ichigo hollow-surprise!)

This is all xskadi's fault! (Massively inappropriate, given that I'm fasting ... .)

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
chomiji goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Freddie Mercury (of Queen).
avierra tricks you! You get a wet rag.
bad_mushroom gives you 4 brown vanilla-flavoured gummy worms.
blue_hobbit tricks you! You get a rock.
emeraldtome tricks you! You get a used tissue.
meganbmoore gives you 15 light green spearmint-flavoured gumdrops.
sanada tricks you! You lose 3 pieces of candy!
smillaraaq gives you 7 mottled green coffee-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.
telophase gives you 10 light blue orange-flavoured gummy worms.
the_resa gives you 16 mottled green cola-flavoured wafers.
xskadi gives you 13 milky white lemon-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
chomiji ends up with 62 pieces of candy, a wet rag, a rock, and a used tissue.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

(It's rough when your own kid gives you a used tissue ... as she said, it's like she's 4 again!)

chomiji: Cartoon of chomiji in the style of the Powerpuff Girls (Default)

It was bound to happen sometime ... .


1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.

4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin ....

- LolcatBible: Genesis 1

chomiji: Chibi of Akira from Samurai Depper Kyo, looking abashed, with the caption My Bad (Akira-sorry)

In the fruit bowl, in the kitchen
Lay a sticky pool of slime.
It once was a healthy snack - that
Dreadful, sorry clementine ... .

Inspired by my afternoon snack, and my brother-in-law, who was trying to write something on this theme ... .

chomiji: Cartoon of chomiji in the style of the Powerpuff Girls (Yuan-LOL)

I don't post on neilgaimanboard very often, but I always like to check in there because there's usually something odd going on.

This morning, people were discussing whether they'd met the parents of other board members (a/k/a posters). As usual, things quickly started to go off the rail:

Cavenagh: I thought posters sprang into existence by rising from the foamy oceans, riding on various seashells whilst they comb their hair and play the kazoo.
BeeZee: Posters on the half-shell
mmmmmmmm..........
Cavenagh: I see the rum is running low again.
silly zombie punk: i can't play the kazoo!
BeeZee: It is ever thus   :(
... ...
Mystery Guest: *places sword in front of SP [Silly Punk, a/k/a silly zombie punk] and waits for her to do the honourable thing*
silly zombie punk: *stabs the kazoo*

(I guess stuff like this happens on chat all the time, but this way, it's preserved for those of us who don't have time to chat ... .)

chomiji: Cartoon of chomiji in the style of the Powerpuff Girls (kenpachi-dance)

Chomiji's Zanpakutō:
(Fourth Division Irregulars)

Your zanpakuto is a perky, obedient takoba named Fred. When you cry "It Was All a Misunderstanding, Officer, I Swear!" it breaks into the chorus from "I Feel Pretty" from West Side Story.

What's Your Zanpakutō?

Or, for when I'm feeling a little nastier:

Chomiji's Zanpakutō:
(Fourth Division Irregulars)

Your zanpakuto is a jolly, juicy katar named Kazoo Wrangler. When you cry "Stomp!" it clips your opponent's nails just a little too short.

What's Your Zanpakutō?

(By the utterly irreplaceable telophase)

chomiji: Cartoon of chomiji in the style of the Powerpuff Girls (Default)

I think that maybe these guys are old frat buddies of the Four Bishounen of the Apocalypse ... .

(For this, we may blame vierran45, who suggests that the last line is the best part!)

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