Too Much Fun! The Silly Zanpakuto Meme

Chomiji's Zanpakutō: (Fourth Division Irregulars) Your zanpakuto is a perky, obedient takoba named Fred. When you cry "It Was All a Misunderstanding, Officer, I Swear!" it breaks into the chorus from "I Feel Pretty" from West Side Story. What's Your Zanpakutō?

Or, for when I'm feeling a little nastier:

Chomiji's Zanpakutō: (Fourth Division Irregulars) Your zanpakuto is a jolly, juicy katar named Kazoo Wrangler. When you cry "Stomp!" it clips your opponent's nails just a little too short. What's Your Zanpakutō?

(By the utterly irreplaceable telophase)