Missing ...

Missing in action over the past month or so:

My good offset-handle cheese knife with the etched blade that could cut neat slices of even very hard or very squishy cheeses and >sob!< my autographed copy of Neil Gaiman's American Gods.

(Somewhere, a little gremlin is throwing a book club meeting with cheese and crackers ... .)

On the other hand, the missing pink tie-dyed bed socks turned up in the Young Lady's sock drawer.

Gremlin guys & gals, this is not a fair exchange!